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posted by Joe 12:43 PM
Damn yo, Nick Piombino is pissed at Josh Corey, too! It's funny because I imagined Nick as just constantly levitating in the lotus position surrounded by a funky kaleidoscopic aura of good vibes, and he went gangstah on Josh's bespectacled PHD humpin' ass for giving him a harsh critique. Shit.
I think there's a difference between mentioning how eager you are to be recognized (which is, I think, what Josh was pointing out in his review of Nick's book) and stating how you want a balanced, stable "little career" on a blog. A blog, people!
A BLOG! A blog. A blog. A BLOG BLOG BLOG. BLOGGEDY BLOG. BLOG! A FUCKING BLOG! IT'S JUST A BLOG! IT'S LIKE A DIARY WITH WINGS, THOSE BLOGS! THE BLOGS! THESE BLOGS BLOGGING UP MY PIMP DRAIN.
posted by Joe 12:39 PM
I love my little career. I love it because its mine! All mine, motherfuckers!
posted by Joe 12:18 PM
All yall guffawing at Josh Corey for BEING HONEST ABOUT HIS INTENTIONS AND NOT HIDING THEM in a lot of bogus posturing should be ashamed. You know you want to be published, too. You know you think of what you're doing as a "little career" -- and if you don't, why do you send your poems out to get published? Why did you go to a creative writing program? To be anonymous?
posted by Joe 12:15 PM
DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF MY
POEMS DO YOU DO YOU REALLY
DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR AT LEAST
AND IF YOU LIKE MY POEMS TOO
GREAT ANYWAY DO I NO I MEAN
DO MY POEMS SMELL GOOD ARE
THEY FUCKING BRILLIANT SORRY
I ASKED IF YOU KNOW OF ANY
PUBLISHERS THAT MIGHT BE
INTERESTED IN MY WORK I
WAS DRUNK SO DO YOU THINK
THEY SMELL BAD NO OK SO
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL YOU
COME TO MY READING WILL YOU
MENTION MY POEMS TO YOUR
FRIENDS HEY WHY NOT BE A SCENE
WITH ME DO YOU EVER READ YOUR POEMS
TO YOURSELF AND MASTURBATE WITH
DIJON MUSTARD OK I DO I ADMIT IT AS
GINSBERG SAID CANDOR ENDS PARANOIA
ONE TIME SOMEONE TOLD ME MY POEMS
WERE WORSE THAN A STRIATED PILE
OF MELODIC DONKEY SHIT
THAT WAS MEAN WASNT IT I DONT CARE
WHAT DO YOU THINK
posted by Joe 6:53 PM
Sorry about yesterday. I let myself get too worked up. Jim's a cool guy. I misread his tone, I guess, and went on a rampage.
posted by Joe 1:56 PM